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🚨 Trouble in Toyland: Randy Horton, Captain MAGA, and the Menace of Mitchell County 🚨

He knocked down a 73 year old man with this Jeep at a No Kings rally in rural NC.

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Jun 26, 2025
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ā€œFreedom for me, not for theeā€ā€”the unofficial motto of MAGA cosplay patriots across rural North Carolina.

It was a perfectly peaceful protest in the scenic little town of Burnsville, NC, until he rolled in.

Red Jeep. Lift kit. Monster tires. Flags flapping like they just escaped a Newsmax promo shoot. And perched in the back? A dummy in full Captain America cosplay, manning a toy machine gun like he was defending the last remaining Chick-fil-A from Antifa.

No, this isn’t the intro to a bad Red Dawn sequel. This is Randy Horton of Spruce Pine, and he’s bringing his own brand of cosplay fascism to Main Street, USA.

According to WLOS News, Horton was arrested after allegedly assaulting a peaceful protester during an anti-Trump demonstration hosted by the No Kings coalition. Apparently, Randy didn’t like being confronted with signs and speech—those pesky Constitutional rights. So he did what any level-headed, red-blooded patriot would do: got out of his MAGA-mobile and committ assault on a 73…

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