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The Department of Renaming Is Now Open for Business

Trump has outsourced the naming of the entire planet. We took the contract.

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American Muckrakers
Aug 28, 2026
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Some guys buy a park bench with their name on it.

Donald Trump became president and decided that wasn’t nearly enough.

So he renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. He brought back Mount McKinley because apparently mountains need branding. The Strait of Hormuz has reportedly been floated as the Strait of Trump, because nothing says “America First” like renaming a body of water we don’t own.

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