Cracker Barrel Releases New Logo Featuring Joe Biden
“freshest brand refresh yet.”
In a move that left marketing analysts, diners, and flapjack enthusiasts equally stunned, Cracker Barrel unveiled what it calls its “freshest brand refresh yet.”
Gone are the quaint country vibes and rocking chairs, in their place, a vintage-style logo featuring none other than President Joe Biden himself, leaning casually on a barrel and declaring:
🎩 “I’ll have pancakes, coffee, and the Epstein Files.”
The company claims it’s all about “meeting America where it’s at.” (Which, apparently, is somewhere between conspiracy theories and carb-loading.)
Social media quickly dubbed it “Maple Syrupgate,” while some die-hard customers have already threatened to boycott unless Cracker Barrel also adds Hunter Biden’s laptop to the menu.
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📸 Here’s the “new Cracker Barrel logo” they definitely don’t want on the menu:
Thank God somebody has the energy to come up with great ideas to troll the bigots at Cracker Barrell!