American Muckrakers Roars for Colonel Moe Davis: NC-11’s True Champion!
In Western North Carolina’s misty peaks,
AmericanMuckrakers.com chants for Moe Davis, unique!
No mealy-mouthed Chuck Edwards, a do-nothing disgrace,
Madison Cawthorn’s older kin, bad combover in place!
A pushover flop, ignoring Helene’s cruel toll,
We need Shuler’s zeal, Kinzinger’s spine, a leader with soul!
Colonel Moe, bold and bright, faced Guantanamo’s test,
Chose right over might, earned Legion of Merit’s best!
Not for billionaires, but workers in need,
Gave novel’s gold post-Helene—heroic deed!
Lisa, his love, saves critters with care,
A dynamic duo, battling fair and square!
With wit to make us laugh, a lion’s fierce fire,
Moe champions jobs, health, schools—lifts us higher.
From Asheville to Murphy, he’ll shatter each chain,
A hero of honor, with humor’s bright reign.
NC-11, rise in ‘26, send Moe to the fray,
Our poet of power, to win WNC’s day!