Beetlejuice Boebert Blows $35K at Kid Rock Rodeo While Begging Donors for Cash
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American Muckrakers just filed another amendment in our ongoing Federal Election Commission complaint against Lauren Boebert, and this newest filing raises one very simple question:
Why did Beetlejuice Boebert’s campaign spend $35,000 tied to a Kid Rock rodeo concert weekend in Texas?
According to FEC records, Team Boebert Fundraising Committee paid Professional Bull Riders LLC:
$35,000 for “EVENT SITE RENTAL/TICKETS”
That payment came right before Kid Rock’s Rock N Rodeo at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.
And here’s where things get interesting.
Public VIP Suite Packages for the Event Cost… $35,000
Publicly advertised hospitality packages for the event included:
luxury skyboxes,
VIP entrances,
catered food and alcohol,
premium seating,
private hospitality suites,
parking passes,
and exclusive club access.
Some premium packages were publicly marketed in the exact same pricing range as Boebert’s campaign expenditure:
$15,000–$35,000
What an incredible coincidence.
Because when normal people hear “tickets,” they think:
county fair tickets,
nosebleed concert seats,
maybe a baseball game.
Lauren Boebert apparently hears “tickets” and thinks: private luxury suite with Kid Rock screaming into a microphone while donor cash pays the tab.
Boebert Keeps Asking Supporters for Money While Living Like a MAGA Influencer
This is the same Lauren Boebert who constantly emails supporters pretending she’s some struggling anti-establishment warrior fighting for “real Americans.”
Meanwhile:
luxury resort expenses show up in filings,
questionable reimbursements keep surfacing,
and now there’s a $35,000 rodeo entertainment expense tied to a Kid Rock event weekend.
In a previous amendment to our FEC complaint, American Muckrakers documented more than $12,000 in campaign spending at a Palm Beach luxury resort, including charges made on dates where Boebert publicly appeared to be somewhere else entirely.
At some point this stops looking like “campaign activity” and starts looking like a divorced mee-ma speed-running a midlife crisis with donor credit cards.
We Filed the Amendment Because Somebody Has To
The political media treats Boebert like a reality TV character because outrage gets clicks.
We treat her like a public official handling donor money.
That’s the difference.
American Muckrakers is demanding investigators subpoena:
suite contracts,
guest lists,
ticket records,
hospitality invoices,
parking records,
and communications related to the event.
We want to know:
Who attended?
Did family members benefit?
Were friends or insiders invited?
Was donor money used for booze and hospitality?
Was this legitimate campaign activity or just another Boebert grift operation?
Because federal law is clear:
campaign funds cannot legally be converted into personal use.
The Boebert Grift Never Stops Unless People Start Paying Attention
Lauren Boebert built her political brand screaming about elites while vacuuming up donations from working-class conservatives.
Then the filings come out and suddenly everybody’s paying for:
Palm Beach resorts,
luxury entertainment,
VIP hospitality,
and a Kid Rock rodeo weekend in Texas.
That’s why American Muckrakers keeps digging.
Because somebody has to follow the money while the rest of Washington treats this circus like entertainment.
We’re not stopping.
And if you want us to continue exposing grifters who treat campaign donors like an ATM machine with a cowboy hat on top, support our work today.
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About the Author
David B. Wheeler is President and Co-Founder of American Muckrakers and a candidate for Clerk of Superior Court in Mitchell County, North Carolina. His views are his own, and written directly by David, with spell checking and minor edits with the help of his AI buddy. An essay or story is never independently generated by AI and posted. That would be just stupid. David successfully sued Beetlejuice Boebert for defamation in 2024.
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